Dark Souls – The Vinyl Trilogy

Vinyl N For Nerds

Rejoice fellow nerds for it is here, the perfect gift for that one friend you have who happens to fall within the Venn diagram of loves Dark Souls, collects vinyl and loves to listen to music that reminds him/her of the time they fucked their controller at a loved one, because Ornstein and Smough kicked their ass for the 30th time.

Yes, it’s the complete Dark Souls, Dark Souls II and Dark Souls III original soundtracks, gathered in a 9-vinyl collectors box, which will include more than 5 hours of instrumental goodness. Composed by Motoi Sakuraba and Yuka Kitamura, Dark Souls orchestral themes will make you dive into the sinister, dark and dramatic world of the series, promising a truly immersive experience and an erection you can’t explain.

Can you imagine having this music playing when you’re doing something trivial, like moping the floor or flogging the gimp? “Have at thee foul stain, thou art no match for Lord Gerard, clad in my yellow marigolds and armed with my trusty mop!” Awesome!

There’s no firm date yet, just a vague Autumn schedule and Namco haven’t released a price yet, but you can bet your sweet ass it’ll cost a pretty penny, but if you have a sudden urge to purge yourself of a lot of money and need more Dark Souls in your life, then I guess your sadomasochistic prayers have been answered.

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