{"id":8105,"date":"2020-04-10T11:25:52","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T11:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nfornerds.com\/?page_id=8105"},"modified":"2020-04-10T11:25:52","modified_gmt":"2020-04-10T11:25:52","slug":"animal-crossing-new-horizons","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/?page_id=8105","title":{"rendered":"Animal Crossing: New Horizons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are two excuses for the tardiness of this review. The first is that the world has been turned upside down so adapting to working from home means the novelty of writing about fun things from my home desk has been ruined by necessity. Second, is that Animal Crossing: New Horizons is so damn wonderful and soothing that for the first week after its release, every time I tried to squeeze in some time, I found myself falling asleep, probably smiling, like a happy little weirdo.<\/p>\n<p>Like every other review on the planet has said a thousand times before this one (well except those taking part in review bombing because apparently even in a global crisis, we still can\u2019t have nice things), Animal Crossing: New Horizons has arrived at the perfect moment; an innocent balm for uncertain times where turnips, not toilet roll, are our most treasured items.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Boy-Girl-Mask-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8110\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Boy-Girl-Mask-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Boy &amp; Girl Mask N For Nerds\" width=\"810\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Boy-Girl-Mask-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Boy-Girl-Mask-N-For-Nerds-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Boy-Girl-Mask-N-For-Nerds-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Boy-Girl-Mask-N-For-Nerds.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">(&#8220;6ft away at all times Frank&#8230;that&#8217;s what the judge said!&#8221;)\u00a0<\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When the world has all but stopped functioning as we know it and many of us are isolating ourselves in our homes, there really is nothing more appealing than hopping on a plane to a remote island, collecting fish and butterflies with tools made of tree branches, and digging for fossils for a friendly owl \u2013 actually, he\u2019s a bit of a know-it-all \u2013 to display in his museum.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Museum-N-For-Nerds.png\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8122\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Museum-N-For-Nerds-1024x527.png\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Museum N For Nerds.\" width=\"810\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Museum-N-For-Nerds-1024x527.png 1024w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Museum-N-For-Nerds-300x154.png 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Museum-N-For-Nerds-768x395.png 768w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Museum-N-For-Nerds.png 1440w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">(&#8220;I hope the next thing that opens is a cloning facility!&#8221;)<\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You create your big-eyed islander from scratch \u2013 a new feature for the series and all options are gender neutral \u2013 and are flown to a deserted paradise for you to call your own (or Spice World, if you\u2019re anything like me and our town motto is to \u201cSpice Up Your Life\u201d). You can play Animal Crossing: New Horizons at whatever pace you like, which is how it started for me, slowly collecting fruit, leisurely waiting for that big catch. Two weeks in and I was angrily groaning when I couldn\u2019t find one last damn piece of clay to make a vase for one of my neighbours.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Character-Creation-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8111\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Character-Creation-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Character Creation N For Nerds\" width=\"810\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Character-Creation-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Character-Creation-N-For-Nerds-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Character-Creation-N-For-Nerds-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Character-Creation-N-For-Nerds.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You start with an introduction to the townsfolk. First, there\u2019s Tom Nook who\u2019s running the show yet doesn\u2019t seem to do much other than stand at the town square sipping coffee and getting you to do all the legwork. Then there\u2019s Timmy and Tommy who look after the buying and selling of items to populate your village. You\u2019re first tasked with finding spots for your new home, and those of two other villagers. Once settled, Tom starts assigning you with tasks and the small matter of paying off your loan for your humble abode.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nooks-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8112\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nooks-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Nooks N For Nerds\" width=\"979\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nooks-N-For-Nerds.jpg 979w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nooks-N-For-Nerds-300x135.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nooks-N-For-Nerds-768x344.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 979px) 100vw, 979px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">(&#8220;It&#8217;s a family racket!&#8221;)<\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The town functions on \u2018Bells\u2019 and \u2018Nook Miles\u2019 (imagine real-life airline miles), which can be earned by selling items discovered around the island and completing milestones, like selling shells or chopping wood. Sometimes, the money even grows on trees.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Money-Tree-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8113\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Money-Tree-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Money Tree N For Nerds\" width=\"810\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Money-Tree-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Money-Tree-N-For-Nerds-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Money-Tree-N-For-Nerds-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Money-Tree-N-For-Nerds.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">(Money, money, money,moneeeey&#8230;MONEY!)<\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When you arrive, the only landmark on the island is a \u2018Resident Services\u2019 building, and it\u2019s up to you to flesh out the rest of the town with a museum, shop, and new neighbours to populate it. While you\u2019re reminded that there\u2019s no sense of urgency in this paradise, you\u2019ll soon learn there are some milestones you need to achieve in order to access new levels or open up possibilities and many of these are timed-gated.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Night-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8121\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Night-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Night N For Nerds.jpg\" width=\"960\" height=\"544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Night-N-For-Nerds.jpg 960w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Night-N-For-Nerds-300x170.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Night-N-For-Nerds-768x435.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">(&#8220;The pubs don&#8217;t open until tomorrow!&#8221;)<\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As the game functions in real-time, handy tools like ladders and bridges are not available to you upon arrival and you\u2019ll have to spend a few days on the island, talk to the right townsfolk and tick off a few things on your to-do list to get them. It can be frustrating having to have to wait for new items to appear or to upgrade but it\u2019s only a minor hindrance and I appreciated that these things couldn\u2019t be skipped or sped up with monetary transactions. Meanwhile, I was genuinely excited about checking in on my island every day, shaking trees to find new items (there are two pieces of furniture hiding here every day), chatting to my fellow islanders just to appreciate the sweet dialogue told in sped up gibberish, and hoping to find some rarities.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Items-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8115\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Items-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Items N For Nerds\" width=\"900\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Items-N-For-Nerds.jpg 900w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Items-N-For-Nerds-300x148.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Items-N-For-Nerds-768x380.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Although there are no clear goals set, I never found myself bored or just wandering around with nothing to occupy myself with. The day to day collecting and crafting keeps your islander busy and those miles and bells topped up. There\u2019s also mini tasks to seek out like helping someone with a lost item or a giving a hand to a startled ghost to find all the pieces of their spirit. Told you it was cute. Failing that, you can always hop to another island should you fancy a change of scenery. This can be done by visiting friends via online or local play, or by purchasing a Nook Miles ticket to an unknown location.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nook-Miles-Ticket-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8117\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nook-Miles-Ticket-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Nook-Miles-Ticket N For Nerds\" width=\"810\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nook-Miles-Ticket-N-For-Nerds-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nook-Miles-Ticket-N-For-Nerds-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nook-Miles-Ticket-N-For-Nerds-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Nook-Miles-Ticket-N-For-Nerds.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Initial character customisation is pretty limited but as you\u2019ll later discover, collecting Miles will allow you to open up new upgrades like cool hairstyles and funky bellbottoms. In fact, customisation is one of the most fun things about Animal Crossing: New Horizons. You can makeover your home with crafted furniture or special items which change daily in the store or switch up your colour scheme with easy customisation kits. There\u2019s also a design tool which allows you to make your own patterns to wear or display. Want to make yourself a replica of your favourite t shirt? With a steady hand, you can.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Customisation-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8118\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Customisation-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons Customisation N For Nerds\" width=\"920\" height=\"613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Customisation-N-For-Nerds.jpg 920w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Customisation-N-For-Nerds-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-Customisation-N-For-Nerds-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 920px) 100vw, 920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">(&#8220;Yaaass Queen!&#8221;)<\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, my only real complaint is the current \u2018Bunny Day\u2019 theme. My island has been taken over by eggs as a special Easter nod. My god, the eggs. So many eggs. Every rock I hit, tree I shake, fishing line I throw, ends up with another flipping candy coloured egg. Easter Sunday, when all of this is over with, cannot come soon enough.<a href=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-eggs-N-For-Nerds.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[image-8105]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8119\" src=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-eggs-N-For-Nerds-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"Animal Crossing New Horizons eggs N For Nerds\" width=\"810\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-eggs-N-For-Nerds-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-eggs-N-For-Nerds-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-eggs-N-For-Nerds-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons-eggs-N-For-Nerds.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: center;\">(&#8220;They&#8217;re everywhere!&#8221;)<\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><em>Opinion<\/em><\/h2>\n<p>While in my real life I\u2019m stuck indoors, I\u2019m finding comfort in how lived-in and wholesome my island feels. Though not little is going on outside of my actual window, I like that when I come to check on islanders each evening they all feel as though they\u2019ve lived a day, with new things to say and random acts of kindness \u2013 even if my cat friend keeps calling me \u2018silly\u2019, I know she means it in an endearing way. Perhaps it\u2019s also comforting to know that much of the world is doing and feeling exactly the same right now as we try to find comfort during a challenging time. Having never spent much time with any previous Animal Crossing instalments, I can only speak subjectively when I say Animal Crossing: New Horizons now really is my cosy tea and biscuits fix-all.<\/p>\n<p>If you like life simulation games, cute creatures, wholesome activities, smiling, joy, happiness, get Animal Crossing: New Horizons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two excuses for the tardiness of this review. 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