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<\/a><\/p>\nSo I woke up at the crack of noon like I do every day to the sound of my bitch step mom Karen vacuuming (and she\u2019s not even the hot kind like in those movies I watch), why does she have to do it so early? Some of us were up late doing dungeons on WOW classic! So before I start the day I like to have a healthy breakfast of bacon and eggs but that bitch Karen says if I want eggs I have to come up from the basement and eat in the kitchen! Like it would be so hard for her to leave it at the door (she\u2019s not allowed in ever since the crusty sock incident), but that\u2019s women for you, happy to take my dad\u2019s money but won\u2019t take care of his baby boy (I\u2019m 28 and single btw ladies).<\/p>\n
So I decided skip breakfast and go online and check on my Reddit post from last night, it\u2019s about how SJW are ruining the video game industry with their ridiculous demands of equal representation for women and the gays! I mean atheism on a bike, Lara Croft was already in a game AND she had big boobs and guns (plus I\u2019m pretty sure she lezzed out cause of those cartoons I saw), what more do they want? \u00a0Anyway, I get to the front page of Reddit (cause obviously that\u2019s where all my posts go\u2026) and what do I see? The Playstation 5 controller has been revealed in all its shitty glory! I continued reading, each sentence more awful than the last, the article mentioned \u201cHaptic Feedback\u201d talking about how much more immersive using a long bow in games like \u201cHorizon: Zero Dawn\u201d will be. Of course they pick the one with the woman and don\u2019t say it\u2019s because that game had a wonderfully responsive long bow system, it\u2019s because SJW\u2019s. And just when I thought it couldn\u2019t get any worse they went ahead and installed a built in microphone to \u201cnegate the need for a headset\u201d. Are you ass monkeys trying to ruin my life? Because that\u2019s what it feels like, everyone knows my online avatar has a headset in every forum and online lobby! So by removing the need for a cumbersome (and possibly expensive peripheral) I can only infer that this is an attack on me personally. I don\u2019t like it, no sir, they have changed too much and the worst thing is I don\u2019t like, so there\u2019s only one option now my friends, boycott! You know what? No! A boycott is too good for them, what I\u2019m going to do is buy the system day one, buy all the games released for it and bitch about them online every step of the way. And despite the fact that they will have my money and never read my angry tweets, I will have stuck it to them! Who\u2019s with me?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Well, that’s what our 1337-Gamer thinks of the PS5 controller<\/em>, but what do you think? Let us know in the comments below, don\u2019t forget to follow us on Twitter<\/a>, Facebook <\/a>and subscribe to our YouTube channel<\/a> and if you’re feeling generous feel free to donate to our Patreon<\/a>, thanks for reading.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I\u2019m sure you\u2019re all aware that Sony recently revealed their design for the Playstation 5 controller, and I\u2019m also sure you have formed an opinion one way or another about it. I\u2019m not here to discuss whether it\u2019s good or bad, no, what I\u2019d like to do is take the piss, like I do with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":8094,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[748,749,408,747,144],"gp_videos":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8092"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8092"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8104,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8092\/revisions\/8104"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8092"},{"taxonomy":"gp_videos","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nfornerds.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fgp_videos&post=8092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a>At first I was excited, this meant that we were getting close to a reveal of the system itself, so I eagerly clicked on the link and saw the picture. I remember thinking \u201cawesome it\u2019s white! That\u2019s much better than black, finally something for the colour white\u201d, but then I noticed it. NO COLOURS ON THE FACE BUTTONS!! I screamed at the top of my lungs, \u201cTHAT\u2019S DIFFERENT! I DON\u2019T LIKE DIFFERENT!\u201d of course Karen (the bitch) yelled out \u201cwhat\u2019s the matter sweetie? Did they put more women in your Marvel movies?\u201d like she even knows who Thor is. After telling her \u201cto get back to the kitchen\u201d I returned to the article.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n